Eva [Gay on Tuesdays]

Eva vibrator

As you may have seen or read in my preview review about Fin, Eva is the first born of the Dame Product family. To review Dame Products history, is a sex toy company where the internal structure of the toy is made from a 3D printer! A company that began crowd funded on Indiegogo, two young women set out to make a more anatomically friendly pleasure based toy! Eva’s instructions are more dynamic than a typical user manual offering a fun illustration about how to introduce Eva to ones vulva. This idea is set to disband the idea that all vulvas are the same, and to my knowledge Dame is seeking to offer many different vulvas in their future demonstrations. I purchased my Eva through Unbound Box just like my Fin, but Eva was a part of the subscription program they offer. Where one pays a flat rate of $65 ¾ times a year to have pleasure delivered to your door.

Eva comes in a lovely light blue or purple, I personally like the pastel colors as opposed to the typical rich shades sex toys come in. Eva is small, with a wingspan of 2.2inches/6.4cm, a length of 1.7 inches/5cm, and a width of 1.5/4.4cm. The toy is lightweight and made of a waterproof and body safe medical grade silicone. Powered by a rechargeable battery that requires puncturing of the silicone to charge, while the charger itself is a USB based plug. The control button of Eva is on its face and with a simple “click”, Eva is on. Similar to Fin, Eva has three simple functions; low, medium, and high. Additionally, it is “loud” and stimulates with more of a buzz than a rumble. My main problem with Eva is on its back, it has what I would call a “nose” or “fin”, but basically a ridge that is awful in use.

Use

I never have a consistent partner so until someone lands in my bed I always try things out on my own in several different ways. In terms of fit, Eva went right in with ease and even with all my ballet swats and poses it stayed in place, BUT it couldn’t get close enough to my clit. So I try situation is and it’s not happening. So I try applying some pressure and circular motions but the vibrations are so dull it makes no difference. I even tried this with toys in hope maybe a rabbit could push Eva in place or just some internal stimulation will force my clitoris out of hiding but nothing. Eva has yet to deliver me an orgasm…

My partner experience was SO AWFUL!! So this “nose” I mentioned earlier is horrible when you have someone’s pelvic slamming against yours. I swear I heard my clit scream in agony and I’m not exaggerating. That ridge just bashes the living shit out of your clit until you dry up like the Sahara! On top of that, your partners body hit the button so the toy changes setting and even turns on and off; it’s like slapstick humor for my pussy, I had to ask to stop, and change positions but the damage was done so I left that sex session without an orgasm. Eva has since been expelled and lives out its days in a drawer.

Extras

So this whole thing saddened me and I do not like to crush innovation so I actually read an article that Dame had a lot of issues with the vulvas beta testing, saying these people could not articulate how this toy stimulates them and made them feel. I was flabbergasted, so I wrote a very long and detailed email about my experience and anatomy to Dames customer service line, seeing as that was the only email I could find. They wrote back nicely and truly appreciated my feedback and offered me as a beta tester. I was over the moon and excited, I even informed them a year later about gayontuesdays.com coming live seeing as Eva II was dropped and I never heard a peep about it. I was a little disappointed and felt brushed aside, the person I spoke to informed me that I was some how not on the list. I reapplied and was told I’d hear back but nothing, I requested Eva II to offer a positive to my review to Eva I. So as promised my honest review I offer all my readers, but without squandering innovation. I have high hopes for Dame and hope they get it together because the idea is stellar.

Sum it up

Eva nor Fin are worth the investment or heartache. They come from a beautiful idea but poorly executed. You can purchase on Peepshow Toys for $105 I will note the new design is slimmer and the button has been removed from the “face” of the toy. As for that “nose”, ridge it is still there; my personal feedback suggested a concave back to stimulate a full 360° of the clitoris and not bash it to pieces. However, all anatomies are different so if you believe this is your kind of stimulate please let me know of your experience. I would love to hear some positives about this toy! All and all, explore at your own risk.


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